When was the last time you felt: 

"The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off." - Jean Cocteau

But do I have to get naked?

Stripping to my skivvies in front of a stranger sounds terrifying.

I have nothing to wear. My makeup skills suck. Ugh the shaving.

I have no one to give them to.

Ok fine, you convinced me, how does it work?